life of trevor

I will not vote for you because of the party affiliation listed on the ballot.
I will not vote for you because you have three kids and a dog.
I will not vote for you because you have a doctorate.
I will not vote for you because there is a picture of you standing by a flag or [...]

[Read more →]

I just went to an opening day showing of The Happening. Why? Because I trusted M. Night Shyamalan. Notice my use of the past tense.
After the movie, I found myself sitting in the theater thinking, “What just happened?” This was probably the fourth or of fifth worst movie I’ve ever seen; keep in mind that [...]

[Read more →]

I read The Golden Compass, and now I’m getting sucked into the marketing of the movie. I did this quiz thing on the movie’s website that said it would tell me about my dæmon. And then it gave me a link to give to my friends. It said that my friends would help me make [...]

[Read more →]

I dreamed that I had an iPhone. This was strange to me, given that I wouldn’t buy one.

[Read more →]

My friends and I wanted to see Across the Universe. Unfortunately, it was a limited release. Perhaps I should say fortunately, because we decided to see Dragon Wars instead.

[Read more →]

Did I miss the memo? Apparently, October is National Ditch Facebook Month.

[Read more →]